Napisy by: derp127
MALE NARRATOR:
Święta, wszyscy je kochamy.
(CHUCKLES) Dlatego że jest ich tak wiele.
Święta.
Wieklanoc.
Hanukkah.
Wszyskie te święta mają jedną wspólną rzecz...
... jedzenie,jak święto dziękczynienia.
To,to o co w tym wszystkim chodzi.
O czas by usiaść i zjesć świąteczny posiłek.
To ulubiona część każdego z nas.
O ile oczywiście to ty nie jesteś posiłkiem.
(Krzyk)
- Przy okazji nazywam się Reggie.
Jestem indykiem walczącym o swoje zycie.
Ah! Ah!
REGGIE: Święto dziękczynienia to najgorszy koszmar dla indyków.
I uwierz mi, próbowałem ich ostrzec.
Nie rozumiem.
Oni nas tuczą by móc nas zjeść.
- To naprawde piękny dzień. - To najlepszy dzień w życiu!
Prawdopodobnie najlepszy dzień w życiu.
- Kukurydza!
REGGIE: I każdego roku nie słuchają.
I'm not gonna dress it up. Indyki są głupie.
Kukurydza.
- Naprawdę głupie.
Hej, chłopaki, obczajcie to.
REGGIE:Indyki są tak głupie, myślą że farmer jest ich przyjacielem.
- Ale on fajny! - Jest najlepszy.
- Jest miły. - Kocham gor!
- Ej!
- Percy's idzie do indyczego nieba!
Indycze niebo...
Idź, Percy,ty ty szczęśliwy draniu!
REGGIE: Wiesz co mam na myśli?
Ale prawda jest taka że zawsze byłem inny.
Od samego początku nie pasowałem.
- Nasz swiat jest zbudowany z kukurydzy.
- (ALL GASPING) - liściastej kukurydzy.
- ALL: Oh! - kukurydza!
-Ognista kukurydza!
To niesamowita historia,ale myślę że to przez słońce
Wyjdź!
REGGIE: Ale dalej próbowałem...
Tak... .nie - Cześć, Aspen.
Twoje skrzydła muszą być zmęczone
Bo wyglada na to,że przyleciałaś z nieba
- Serio?
chcesz latać, Bobby?
- Myślę że jestem tu tylko ty i ja - Spadaj dziwaku!
Tak, to jest to, co myślałem!
- REGGIE: I próbowałem.
Kiedy jesteś w stadzie , należysz do niego...
... to coś większego,
wiesz że nie jesteś sam.
- Reggie,jest chłodno!
Reggie, jesteś zimny!
wynoś się, Reggie!
I to co słyszę.
Słuchajcie wszyscy! Reggie miał rację .
Tuczą by nas zjeść.
Są na zewnątrz !
Nareszcie przez te wszystkie lata, czekałem by to usłyszeć
"Reggie miał racje."
Teraz chcę zatrąbić w własny róg!
Okej,to jest plan Kiedy otworzą drzwi
uciekamy na wzgórze.
Dalej drużuno.
Załatw ich Reggie!
- Co? - Tak załatw ich Reggie!
On jest przeciw kukurydzy!
Whoa, whoa! Wszyscy się mylicie!
Musimy trzymać się razem!
- (SCREAMS) - Widzimy sie później, Reggie!
REGGIE:Po tym szystkim,miałem zostać mięsem.
-Nie ,nie błabam cię!
- No! Ah! - MAN: Panie i panowie...
... prezydent stanów zjednoczonych.
Dziekuje wszystkim że tutaj przybyliście.
REGGIE:dlaczego ja? ...i do tego skromnego gospodarstwa
na jedną z moich ulubionych prezydenckich tradycji.
ułaskawienie indyka w święto dziękczynienia.
Only one special bird will be spared from this terrible, yet delicious fate.
Tato tato ,weź tego.
Kochanie? Myśle że,powinnismy wziąść większego
Prosze?prosze, prosze prosze
- kocham cie.. ugh.. - Proszę!
Ten nie jest zaduży.
Nie,nie rób tego teraz.
No, no, no.
To jest twój ułaskawiony indyk .Szczęśliwego święta dziękczynienia
Choć ptaszku. Idziemy od helikoptera.
tam jest płot . A tam mewal.
A tam krowa i kurczak.
Oraz Paul.
Yay!
To facet a to dziewczyna która lubi mojego tate.
Ale nie mów nikomu.
...nie martw sie jestes bezpieczny
Jesteś ułaskawiony.
(GIGGLES) Jestem zmęczona.
Jestem ocalony.
Jestem ocalonu! ja żyje!
This is blowing my mind!
REGGIE: okazuje ze moje zycie sie nie kończy
i zaczynam nowe zycie.
Teraz to twoj nowy dom
Mr. President, you have returned to Camp David.
To Generał Sagan. Ma problemy.
To Marcia.
Bedziemy mieli dużo zabawy.
Obiecuje nigdy cię nie zostawie.
Oh,czekaj, TV!
Jestem teraz zmeczona.
(YELLING, WHOOPING ON TV)
NARRATOR: Previously on Mundo del Amor...
Co to jest?
NARRATOR: One-eyed orphan, Alejandro,
is thrown out of the orphanage for being different.
Go też wyrzucili.
Znam to uczucie.
NARRATOR: Rejected by all, Alejandro lives alone in the streets of Tijuana.
Until one day, he becomes a man.
Oh, man! Whoa!
NARRATOR: Are you having a hunger emergency?
I am!
- Do you need to eat right now? -tak!
- Well, we can save the day with pizza! - Yes!
To wygląda lepiej niz kukurydza.
zadzwonl 1-800-PIZZA. I otrzymaj pizze teraz.
- Co?
Whoa.
NARRATOR: Alejandro starts his new company...
El Solo Lobo and makes a million pesos.
He buys a jet, he buys a tiger,
and becomes Tijuana's greatest lover.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
- (WOLF HOWLS) - El Solo Lobo.
REGGIE: I always thought being part of a flock was what I wanted.
Ale się myliłem.
- Yeah! - (HOWLS)
(CHATTERING FROM TV)
Whoa! Oh, hey, dude.
REGGIE:zimne łóżko...
(YELLS)
... TV, i cała pizza,wszystko jest zimne.
Nareszczie mam to wszystko. Wszystko jest wspaniałe.
(PANTING)
NARRATOR: Will Alejandro ever find true love
or is he destined to be alone forever?
(YAWNS) Sounds like a pretty good destiny to me, Alejandro.
Find out on the next Mundo del Amor.
- To ty destin ? - REGGIE: (MUFFLED SHOUT)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING CONTINUES)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING) Oh...
Cokolwiek zrobisz nie krzycz.
- (SCREAMS) - Sh...
Jestem Jake z TFF... To indyczy front wojsowy
Zostaniesz rektutem w super tajnej misji.
Ah! Pomocy! zostałem porwany przez dzikiego indyka
Ochrona! Załatwcie gol!
Ah!
- (GRUNTS) - MAN: Co to było?
- Oh! - Kocham twój entuzjazm towarzyszu.
Dah!
...Ale uciekasz w złym kierunku.
Poza tym jesteśmy juz spóźnieni.
- My jesteśmy ? - My???
ruszajmy!
REGGIE: Słuchaj, myślę ,że mnie z kims pomiliłes.
Nie będę uczstniczył w żadnej misji.
Czysto.
- Poczekaj. - Hej zaczekaj!
To ja ocalony indyk. pomóz mi !
Zaczekaj zajmę się nim.
Ah!
- Prosze nie krzywdź mnie. - Nie wiem kim jesteś...
...ale jesteś poważnym zagrożenie dla tej operacji.
Oszalałeś ? To ja.
Czy to prawda?
Złaź ze mnie?!
You know what? I'm sick of you throwing me around.
Widziałeś ta linie?
Nie przekraczaj jej...
Nie widziałeś lini?
Była całkiem wyraźna.prawda?
Opanuj się, Reggie.
Czekaj skąd znasz moej imię?
Ponieważ on powiedziął mi wszystko o tobie.
Kto? Kim on jest?
Wielki indyk pojawił sie na niebie.
Anielskim głosem dochodzączyym ze wsząd.
Dał mi misję i powiedział,że cię potrzebuje
I dał mi to.
Klamkę od drzwi?
Pokrętło czasu.
Ten koleś jest szalony. Oh!
Tajna baza wojskowa powinna byc właśnie przed nami
Bowina byc gdzies tutaj
Trzeba przedostać się przez bramę niezauważonym.
Wiec tak to wygląda w środku
Okej,co takiego znajduje sie w tej bazie.
- Maszyna czasu.
maszyna czasu?
- A time machine. - A time...
- Co?Kto ci powiedziałeś?
Ty właśnie teraz.
Oczywiście że tak testowałem cię.
- Uh... -To nasza misja.
Nie chemy uratować 10 indyków lub 100 ale wszystkie
Cofniemy sie do pierwszego dnia dziękczynienia.
By usunąć indyki z menu.
Tak jest cofniemy się w czasie.
Cofniemy sie do pierwszego dnia dziękczynienia. By usunąć indyki z menu.
- Do kogo mówisz? - Do goscia tutaj.
Do tego twardziela. kumaty jakiś :)
Rekrucie witaj w froncie indyków.
Zostawie was dwóch samych.
- Teren strzeżony. - Co ty robisz?
- To nie lornetka. - Czekaj!
-Tam jest nasz cel chodźmy.
Wsiadam do kapsuły.
Cofni się. Rozpoczynam sekwencje uruchamiania.
Czuje mrowienie w dolnej czesci ciala.
Ciśnieneie krwi rosnie...
...wkraczam w strefe czasoprzestrzeni.
Czuję zmiane czasu.
Ooh!Możemy cofnąć sie do innego czasu i pokryć góry trawą.
To nie ma sensu.
Oh, oh,patrz.
ziarno z roku 3000.
Ooh.
- Oh, Jake, patrz! - Co?Co to jest?
Farba z przyszłości.
Ale o n mówił,że tu będzie.
O czym ty mówisz?
Nie wiem kim jest twój przyjaciel
ale jesteście z armi debili
Tutaj nie ma sekretnego miejsca ani maszyny
...czasu?
Idziemy.
Hej,że za tobą podążami nic nie znaczy.
Podążaj za mną.
Nie słyszałeś co powiedziałem ?
Nie podązam za toba.
Tutaj nie ma innej drogi...
- Ah! nie! - Ah!
odkażanie zakończone
- Co to jest? - Ow! to mapa idioto.
Mapa! Którędy do maszyny czasu?
Nie będzie poprostu pisac gdzie jest wehikuł...
- Gdzie to jest?
Jest, uh...
Oh, podążajmy za niebieska linią.
niebieską oczywiscie!
Oczywiscie Podążajmy za niebieską linią
i dostanmy się do maszyny czasu.
witaj w drużynie.
Jak dwa kawałki sznurka bedziemy razem.
Jestesmy silni.
Tak,zrobimy to zatrzymiemy to.
Baczność!!!
Nie musisz mnie dotykać kiedy do mnie mówisz
Okej, nie dotykaj mnie
- Whoa!
JAKE: Wróg sie zbliża
Co ty robisz ?
Wszyscy chca nas dorwać.
Nie nas tylko ciebie.
Jestem samotnym wilkiem, ese. El Solo Lobo.
-Warcaj!
Hej, chłopaki,tutaj Reggie.
Musicie byc nowi.
Nie uwieżycie co sie stało.
- MAN 1:Zgłaszamy to? - MAN 2: Za dużo papierkowej roboty.
- Pojmać go. - Przyjałem.
Chrononaut One, jesteś gotowy
by być piewszym człowiekiem który odpędzie podróż w czasie.
-Tak, sir!
Szanse przeżycia sa zerowe.
Czekaj nigdy nic o ty mnie mówiłeś...
That's on a need to know basis, sir.
Dlaczego próbują mnie zabić.
Huh,Chcę poprostu wrócić do domu
Miałem kapcie. Co ty robisz?
Spokojnie mam to pod kontrolą
Oszalałeś ? Masz pusto w tej swojej dużej głowie?
To mały trick.
To sie nazywa dywersja dzwiekowa.
żartujesz sobie?
Centrala mamy nalot.
Jakiego typu ?
yyy,indyki sir.
To bardzo dziwne ?
Przyjałem. Czym je potraktowac?
Yyy,żurawiną
- Śmieszne co?
Ale,bez jaj co mamy z ty zrobić.
Wszystkie jednostki zgłosić się do poziomu H.
Exterminacja rozpoczęta
Panie Prezydencie kiedy zaczniemy odliczanie
nie bedzie mozna tego zatrzymać.
rozumiem, Generale.
T-minus three minutes and counting.
- MAN: There they are. - Ah!
Ah!
nie ma mowy żebym tam wszedł
Reggie, to nasze przeznaczenie
Moim przeznaczeniem jest pizza i tv
Ah! (GASPS)
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Contamination detected.
Zatrzymać obraz!
Jaki jest problem? Indyki, sir.
Chrononaut One, wyjdź z tamtąd natychmiast.
Dziekuje.
Pomóżcie mi!
czekaj!
Nowy pasażer wykryty
Popasowywanie fotela.
Ustawienie, elastyczny.
- Nie wejde tam
- zdecydowanie tam nie wejde...
-Dwa tyg do emerytury. -Powodzenia
moja stopa!
Co się dzieje?
- Pomóż proszę złap mnie za ręke - Uspokuj sie.
Co my zrobiliśmy?
Witam jestem S-T-E-V-E.
S.T.E.V.E. Your Space Time Exploration Vehicle Envoy.
Witaj, S.T.E.V.E., jestem J-A-K, Jake.
- a to jest R-E-G, Reggie. - Gdzie jestesmy?
Wszedzie i nigdzie.
w przestrzeni czasu
w przeszłości teraźniejszosci i przyszłości.
Naprawde.zabierz nas do pierwszego swieta dziekczynienia
lokalizacja ustawiona.
Aktywuje osłonę przed efektami ubocznymi
jakimi? efektami ubocznymi ?
S. T.E. V. E: Side-effects may include accelerated aging...
I'm cold.
Rapid evolutionary regressions.
Erratic physical mutation into an adorable baby dragon.
Or an octopus, a king crab, a pony, the sasquatch.
Ah!
Mam nadziej że skonczyliscie swoja podróż
- Ow... - Proszę przygotowac sie do wyjscia
Welcome to Plymouth Colony, 1621.
trzy dzni przed swietem dziekczynienia.
Zrobiliśmy to! Cofnelismy sie w czasie
Reggie,wyjdz pokochasz to miejsce
Jasne,czemu nie
Nawet pachnie staro
S. T.E. V. E: Moge polecic rozciagniecie sie
dobry pomysl, S.T.E.V. E...
Pecs, glutes, pecs, glutes, pecs,
glutes, pecs, glutes, pecs, glutes.
- Ew! - Pec, pec, glute, glute.
Jazda Reggie
S. T.E. V. E: Aktywuje maskowanie
mechanizm ładowania słonecznego aktywowany
Czekaj, S.T.E.V.E.!
S. T.E. V.E.? S. T.I. V.I.E.G.O. ty nie ma
(LAUGHS) To nie jest smieszne steve
Koncze rozmowe,pracuje na rezerwie mocy
- Wyłączanie - Co?
Reggie, północ jest w tę stronę. Słońce wschodzi na północy
Czekaj nie moge tu zostać
S. T.E. V. E: wreszczie jestem sam.
Znam okolice jestesmy sami
To zły pomysł. to prawdziwy dziki las
jest pełny krwiożerczych bestii
Jesli mi sie cos stanie jest to na twojej glowie
- Zaufaj mi jestesmy bezpieczni
Nie tylko... jeszcze jeden! Błagam cie
Prosze nie jedzcie mnie
- To koniec twojej wędrowki
- czesc - witaj
- czy to indyczy raj?
Zgubilismy ich
Nie przewidzialo mi sie,szukajcie
Sa gdzies tutaj czuje to
Witajcie indyki z innej epoki
Przybylismy z przyszłości maszyną o imieniu S.T.E.V.E
Ciszej! Odwiedlismy mysliwych od naszwgo gniazda
ale wtedy przybyliscie wy i zaczeliście krzyczec. Kim jestes?
Tak nieźle i powiedziałeś, Ranger. Prawda, Furley?
Przybij mi piatke , Ranger. Furley jest tutaj i patrzy na mnie
mysliwi wracaja musimy uciekac
Wszyscy za mną
On prowadzi?
Zostańcie w formacji.
To naprawde niebezpieczne!
- Trzymaj sie.
To bardzo szybki dzien dla mnie.
musimy dogonic innych
- czekaj!
To jedyna rzecz która mnie tu trzyma
- Szybciej!
Tak przy okazji nazywam sie Reggie.
Jestem Jenny.Walcze o swoje zycie
Łapać je!
Wszyscy ta droga
- Furley!
Z drogi!
Dalej,dalej!
Chodzcie do mnie!
Poszedł sobie - Super
Oh, wow.
wszystko w porzadku?
Nie wiem.Co to?
Spadłam z gniazda kedy byłam dzieckiem
-To dlatego twoje oko jest - Co jest z moim okiem?
żartowałam dzieje sie tak kiedy sie denerwuje
There! Now there's just one of you.
Ranger, what should we do now?
We should return home and report what happened.
No. We should attack the fort and free your captured comrades.
Furley and Amos are my friends,
but we cannot risk the safety of the flock.
Then I'll go myself if you lack the courage.
- ALL: Oh! - Courage?
- (GASPING) - Oh...
I'll show you courage!
(GROANING)
(GROANING) Yeah!
(BOTH GROANING)
(GOBBLING, GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(SLOW-MOTION GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
Harsh.
Enough with your impressive and very gross display.
Let's just get back home.
- Oh! - (GRUNTS)
- Wow. - It's all about confidence.
Ow!
WOMAN: Bradford! Come out here!
- (CROWD SHOUTING) - MAN: Get out here! Governor Bradford!
Please, gentlemen, please. Settle down, all right?
- You guys act like you're starving. - ALL: We are starving!
We want the food in storage!
(CLEARS THROAT)
We have talked about this. That food is for the coming feast
- with the Wampanoag Indians. - But we're hungry now!
- We're all hungry. - You don't look hungry!
I've got a hypothyroid issue.
Now as you know, we have not stored enough food
to see us through the winter.
See that hill? That's last winter.
That will be all of us, if we do not become friends with the Indians.
We need their help. Without it, we will not survive, all right?
- (STABS FOOT) - Oh! Ha...
- (GRUNTS) Oh! - (CAT MEOWS)
Three days, that's it. I promise.
- You can all hold out. - Yes!
Governor Bradford is right. We can all hold out...
- (PEOPLE MOANING) - Except for Clancy.
But he was sick on the boat, so that's not on me.
- We want that food in storage. - Give us them keys!
Mummy!
Standish has returned!
Standish! (LAUGHS)
Myles, you've returned!
Hi!
Ha-ha!
Did I tell you I was gonna provide food for ye, yes I did, didn't I?
Ha! You call that a bounty?
(SCREAMS)
Standish, the people want my head.
And if we do not have the feast, I'm afraid they will take it.
We need food. Anything at this point.
I said I would get you turkeys...
Oh!
...and that's what you are going to get.
Even more than you can eat.
Right, well, good chat. Talk tomorrow.
What a personality.
So, Alpha Turkey up there...
...what's the story? You two, um, rubbing wattles or...
Ew! No, Ranger is my brother.
Get inside!
Inside, get!
And you know, even if he wasn't...
I'm looking for more mind and less muscle.
Really? Are you serious? 'Cause I have like almost no muscle.
Literally, I'm like nothing.
Maybe you should get that looked at.
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
- After you. - JAKE AND RANGER: Whoa!
It's a tiny drop, I promise.
Whoa!
Oh...
Glutes.
So this is... everyone.
An army in need of a commander.
Wow, I've never seen so many turkeys in one place actually doing things.
I'm just shocked.
So, in the future, turkeys just sit around all day
eating and staring at the wall?
Yes. I mean, no! (CHUCKLES) No, that would be...
I mean, some do. No one I know.
If we weren't doing things, we'd become dumb.
- Don't you think? - Hm...
- JAKE: Hello, wild undomesticated - Oh no.
Simple turkeys from the distant past.
I have brought you a gift, and the gift is me. I am Jake.
I have traveled in a time machine named S.T.E.V.E.
In order to stop Thanksgiving and get turkeys off the menu!
What's Thanksgiving?
Yeah, that's right. It hasn't happened. It's a feast of sorts.
What's a menu?
A menu, it's like a list of food items in a restaurant.
- What's a restaurant? - That's not important.
What's important is that you stop asking me questions
and agree to follow me blindly!
- (FAINT COUGHING) - MALE VOICE: No!
(ALL MURMURING)
We will not fight.
I am Broadbeak, leader of the flock.
And this is Leatherbeak, high elder and my most trusted advisor.
(LOUD BANG)
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLING)
- (ALL GASP) - Huh! You...
...have traveled a great distance.
- (ALL GASPING) - You...
Hm...
...and your lovely wife.
She's beautiful, so soft and feminine.
(KISSING, LAUGHS)
Father, this is Jake and Reggie. They're from the future, apparently.
- (SOFT GRUNT) - Father?
Please, walk with me.
Jake, you speak with deep conviction.
Well, I can speak even... (LOWER VOICE) deeper if you like.
We did not always live underground.
We lived above in the trees, but then the settlers came...
...and we were forced into hiding.
But we were safe and over time,
we turned what we thought our prison, into our home.
I understand, sir, but...
The Great Turkey told me what I must do.
I know, "The Great Turkey," terrible name
for an imaginary friend, right?
It is my destiny.
Well, Jake, let me show you our destiny.
Careful.
This is our future.
(SNEEZES, COOS)
Our destiny lies with them.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
BROADBEAK: You are welcome to stay as long as you like
but as long as you are here, you will respect our ways.
We do not fight. We defend.
We protect and we survive.
Yes, sir.
(GRUNTS, CHIRPS)
Oh, Reggie, look. Here.
- Just hold it like this. - Whoa, whoa! (LAUGHS)
I'm not really the baby holding type.
It's easy. Even a super advanced future turkey can do it.
(SQUEAKING)
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, she wants you to throw up some worms into her mouth.
What girl wouldn't?
Oh, that's sweet and disgusting.
I think she likes me.
Yeah, maybe she does.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, almost fell. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, you ticklish? You ticklish? Ah!
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY) - (LAUGHS)
- (CHIRPING) - Ho! (LAUGHS)
- (ALL BLOWING RASPBERRIES) - (BLOWS)
Well, good night, Reggie from the future.
Good night, Jenny from my dreams.
(SNORING)
(SQUEAKING)
What? What, you want some worms? I'm not gonna do it, it's disgusting.
Mama?
- Oh, my stomach's aching. - Mine, too.
This is it, my friend. The end.
El final, unless we figure a way out.
(GASPS)
You got something?
Yes, Furley, I knew your big freaking cabeza was good for something!
(PECKING)
Furley, that's a flying pony.
Two birds and a handful of grain.
This feast will be more of a fast at the rate we're going.
Makes you wonder if Captain Standish is losing his edge.
- (ALL GRUNT) - You were wondering what?
Uh... Nothing, Captain.
The problem with you boys is
you're thinking about where them turkeys are...
...and not where they ain't.
This is where we got them last two.
They're leading us away from something.
Something they're protecting.
You're saying they're doing it on purpose? Like they're smart.
(CHUCKLES, GASPS)
I've hunted everything that's walked, crawled or flown
and I always get me quarry.
These turkeys, they're up to something.
So tomorrow, we start off in this direction
and we don't stop looking till we get every bleeding last one of them!
CREWMAN: Oh, that was me good map!
(SEAGULLS CAWING)
MALE TURKEY: Good morning, everyone.
Here are today's assignments.
- Fanny! - Danny.
Danny, take your team and lead the hunters east.
- West. - Lead them west.
You got it, brother.
- Clancy... - Nancy.
Nancy, you do the same thing in the north.
- South. - In the south, yes.
- Dusty... - Justy. He's your son.
Correct, Justy, you go find another one of your magical pinecones.
Jes, jes, jes! Meow, meow, meow.
- You had to marry a chicken. - (CHUCKLES)
Jenny, you will spring the hunter's traps. Take Reggie.
Yes!
I said that out loud.
Ranger, scout the fort. See what they are planning.
- Bring Jake with you. - (GROWLS)
- (GROANS) - Go! Be swift and be safe.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Here are the assignments for the day.
Just try to keep up, and try not to get us killed.
You're the one who's gonna have to try to keep up. With me!
(YELLING, GRUNTING)
His method is unconventional, but very effective.
- Two can play at that game! (GRUNTS) - Ow!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(SHRIEKS) Ow...
I beat you to the bottom of the hill.
- Shut up. - (CHITTERING)
What are you looking at?
(CHITTERING)
(DOGS SNARLING)
Check the traps.
JENNY: We're always one step ahead of him.
REGGIE: Well, that's reassuring.
Which is one step away from... (MAKES CUTTING SOUND)
Well, that's less reassuring.
But we follow father's rules. He keeps the flock safe.
I love rules. I actually have a rule about following rules.
- Me, too! - No way! Kiss me.
- What did you just say? - I said rules rule!
- (CHUCKLES) - No you didn't, but that's okay.
MAN: The traps are all set, sir.
You ready to spring some traps?
Pfft! I was born...
Whoo-hoo! ...ready.
(EXHALES) Okay.
(SCREAMING)
- Reggie? - Oh!
(SHOUTING IN PAIN)
(GRUNTING, SHOUTING)
Ahhh!
(GRUNTING) Ow!
- That was incredible! - I think I might need to lie down.
So, tell me about the future.
Tell me every little detail, but make it very fast.
Really? You want to know about the future?
Ha! Whoa! Ah!
- RANGER: Stealth mode. - JAKE: I'm stealthier!
- Mm! - No, you're not.
(GRUNTING)
- Popeye dive. - Whoo! Whoo!
Psst!
(GRUNTS)
Mm! (GRUNTING)
Mm... oh!
Hm!
- (FAST BLUES PLAYING) - (GRUNTING)
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS)
(CLAPPING)
- (GRUNTS) - (CLEARS THROAT)
- Thank you, woodland creature. - Never taken a lesson.
(ALL CHITTERING)
JENNY: I always thought in the future
there would be harmony between all living things,
but hey, pizza and TV sound great.
The best show is Mundo del Amor. That's Spanish for "World of Love."
(PANTING)
Reggie?
Yes, Jenny?
- Dogs. - Dogs?
Yeah, I feel it, too. Yeah, let's just be dogs.
I'll be a boxer and you just be a shiba-inu.
- (GROWLS) - Dogs!
Dogs?
Something's wrong. They shouldn't be this far north.
(BARKING)
Wait, I know where we are. Come on!
Reggie, we can't go this way. We'll lead them right to the flock.
S.T.E.V.E.!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is that?!
(BARKING)
(SNARLING)
Oh, Reggie.
- Don't scream. Die with dignity. - It's okay.
Hm...
What have we here?
Go, S.T.E.V.E., go!
- (HORSE WHINNIES) - (SHOUTING)
It's magic.
I'm gonna throw up and not in the good way!
S. T.E. V. E: I believe that we are at a safe distance.
What...? Where are we? What is that?
That's Earth.
Earth?
(BLOWING NOSE)
That's where we live. Come on, trust me.
Whoa...
It's beautiful.
It really is.
I always imagined there was more out there,
but never this much more.
You really are from the future.
You didn't believe me?
Of course not! I thought you were insane and possibly dangerous.
And cute.
So, was it scary? You know, traveling through time?
Nah. Takes a lot to rattle a turkey like me.
Wish you could have seen it.
S. T.E. V. E: Oh, she can. Playback of time travel commencing.
S.T.E.V.E. Must be experiencing some kind of glitch.
This is where Reggie cries for his mommy.
Aw. That's sweet.
- We're not sure why that turkey is... - Here it is in slow-mo.
All right, I think we're safe now. We should really get going.
As you wish.
- (SHOUTING) - (LAUGHING)
(JENNY CHUCKLES) Whoa!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Huh. Well, I didn't know a guy could scream that high pitched.
- Isn't that weird? - He is so funny.
Bye, S.T.E.V. E... You're the best time machine I've ever met.
Goodbye, Jenny. Oh, Reggie...
I'm fully charged and ready to take you home.
Are you serious? We can go...
JENNY: Come on, Reggie, let's go.
Uh, yeah. You know, we don't want to go flying off half-cocked, right?
Keep me posted. As you were.
(GRUNTING)
Ooh! Yeah.
- Get down. - You get down.
- Hm... - Hm...
JAKE: Centerpieces. Thanksgiving is happening tomorrow.
RANGER: The hunters are returning!
JAKE: If only we could see what's inside that building.
RANGER: That's the weapons shed where they keep all their boomsticks
and the boom powder.
Without their weapons, they are weak and afraid.
A-ha!
MAN: The majority of my powder's dangerous.
We must report this feast to father right away. (GASPS)
Jake? Jake!
Oh! That was incredible. I can't stop thinking about it.
Yeah, like I can't stop thinking, hypothetically...
Wait. Do you know what that word means?
No, but I can imagine a scenario in which I might.
It's all right, I'll tell you. (CHUCKLES)
- See what I did? - Very clever.
Okay, so, hypothetically?
Well, what if some fella...
Just some fella?
Well, a reasonably attractive, quick-witted fella.
What if he was to offer to take you to the future?
(SIGHS) I would love to see it.
But my place is here with my father and Ranger.
I could never leave the flock,
especially not with the hunters after us.
What if the hunters weren't a threat?
What if everybody was safe and happy like before?
That would be wonderful.
That would be a dream come true.
Reggie?
REGGIE: Ow! What are you doing?
(REGGIE SHOUTING)
Oof! Tomorrow's Thanksgiving.
We must attack the fort tonight.
REGGIE: Ah! Oh! Ah! Ow!
We shouldn't attack anything.
He told me we must do it together.
Oh! Give me a break. He?
The Great Turkey?
Ooh! He's a voice inside your head.
How dare you? There is nothing inside my head.
The Great Turkey is real. I saw him with my own two eyes.
The more you say that name, the dumber it sounds. I mean...
The Great Turkey is the greatest turkey that I know
and you will never be as great as The Great Turkey
who is the greatest turkey.
(STRAINED) Okay.
- Ah! - I'm sorry, Reggie.
I didn't grow up on a nice free-range farm.
I grew up in a cold, clinical factory.
(TURKEYS GOBBLING)
From the time we were born, we were fattened up on formula.
Except for me. My mother kept me hidden from the humans.
- Is it time? - Yes, sweetie.
Now, these eggs are our future, Jake.
Take them and run
and don't stop until you find a safe place to start a new flock.
Mama, I'm scared.
I know you are, dear. But I need you to be brave now.
VARIOUS TURKEYS: Come on, Jake. We're so proud of you. You can do it.
MALE TURKEY: Here you go. Careful now.
FEMALE TURKEY: We believe in you!
TURKEYS CHANTING: Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
Hey!
- MAN: Stop! - (PANTING)
- (ALARM BLARING) - (PANTING)
TURKEYS CHANTING: Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
(GRUNTING)
- JAKE: I failed. - (ALL GROAN)
JAKE: I let down my family, and my flock.
I decided I was better off going it alone
where I could never hurt anyone again.
Then, he arrived. The Great Turkey.
Listen to me, young Jake!
JAKE: He told me about my destiny.
He gave me the sacred time knob and then told me...
Whoa!
The most important thing for you to remember
is that you must never give up
no matter what stood in my way.
Jake, I'm sorry, that must have been really hard to leave your family,
but storming a fort full of armed humans is a terrible idea.
I have a plan. I discovered where the hunters store their weapons.
We destroy the weapons, we stop the feast.
Yeah. And the hunters won't be a threat and the flock will be safe.
- Exactly! - And Jenny's dream comes true.
What?
Nothing. I'm in.
(RUSTLING)
(MAN SNORING)
Ha!
So, what's your plan for getting in?
- All right, you got the easy part. - Yeah, yeah, what?
I'm going to use my incredibly toned pecs and buttocks
- to throw you over the wall. Go! - Ah!
(GRUNTS, THUDS)
- Hm. Might have to adjust my angle. - No!
You're not adjusting anything! I have a better idea.
(RUSTLING)
Okay, if we carefully project our impact point,
we should be able to safely...
Ah! I've got a splinter.
- (SCREAMING) - (SNORING) Huh? What?
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
Oh!
Ow!
(GROWLING)
- (YELLS) - (BARKING)
(BLOWING) Ah!
It's always the tiny ones that really hurt.
- (BARKING) - Oh!
Ah!
No! No! (PANTING)
(CHUCKLES)
- Did anybody see you? Jake! - Whoo!
- Hold on! This is amazing! - Jake!
This is incredible. I can't seem to catch this dot.
- Oh, that hurt. - (GROWLS)
(WHIMPERING)
You gotta try this incredible workout.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
One of us may have to do some recon to get a better look.
- Really? - Little nautical trick I picked up.
Thirty-eight percent more magnification.
- It goes "whomp" again! - (LAUGHTER)
- Hey, where are the dogs? - I think they're outside!
Okay, I'm gonna rig the powder barrels by the weapons shed.
You rig the barrels in the wagon. We'll blow the place sky high.
- No weapons... - BOTH: No Thanksgiving!
Move out!
(SNORING)
(BOARD CREAKS)
(SNORING CONTINUES)
- Oh! - (GASPS) But Mummy!
- Ah! - I don't want to wear short pants!
(GASPS) No...
AMOS: Psst! Space Turkey. He sleeps with his eyes open.
It's creepy.
(SNORING)
Oh...
Powder horn!
ALL CHANTING: TFF! TFF!
Grandpa Jake, tell us the story again about the horn.
Oh-ho! That old chestnut? (CHUCKLES)
I think the Space Turkey has gone crazy.
- Stupid mutts! - (LOW GROWL)
What is that?
Somebody named Ranger might need a little proof.
(BARKING)
That's one.
What is it? It's... It's...
(YELLS)
BOTH: That's two! We did it!
MAN: Fire! Fire!
- MAN 2: Fire! - MAN 3: What's that noise?
- MAN 2: It's a fire! Bucket Brigade! - MAN: Wake up! We need water! Alarm!
Okay, Furley. Play it cool and maybe they will take us back to the future
so we can have an excellent adventure.
- Ooh! - What have you done?!
It was the Space Turkey. Tell them, Furley! Órale!
- You've been to the fort! - No!
No, no, you don't understand! We destroyed the weapons and traps.
We even got the hunters' wagon. It's gone, we blew it up!
(ALL MURMURING)
How did you do this?
- Actually, it was Jake's plan. - Thanks, buddy.
How do we know you're telling the truth?
Hm!
(ALL GASPING)
- (ALL CHEERING) - (JENNY LAUGHS)
Excuse me, sorry. Jenny! Jenny, wait!
WOMAN: Quickly! We need more water. Hurry!
Oh! We're under attack! Sound the alarms!
Fortify the gate, little one!
- GIRL: Mother! - I'll make sure the food is safe.
Captain Standish! Thank God you're here.
Are you going to eat that corn?
- (GROWLS) - (GASPS) Oh!
What are we going to do?! Please say it wasn't the Indians.
- It wasn't the Indians. - A-ha-ha!
Well, a traitor in our midst, perhaps.
It was those bleeding birds.
(MUMBLES)
You mean turkeys did this?
Oh, they ain't regular birds. They got magical powers!
I've seen them disappear into thin air!
Seen another two flying in a giant egg.
They're playing with my mind. Trying to drive me crazy.
(LAUGHS)
Well, I should say they've succeeded, eh?
- Well, then... - Oh dear.
(GRUNTS)
(SNIFFS) Hm...
Show me the way.
(CHUCKLING)
So, I guess this means you'll be heading home,
to the future, now that your mission is done.
Actually, there's one more thing I need to do.
Ask you to come with me.
Wait... (BLOWS NOSE)
You're serious?
I know you said that your place was here with the flock.
But I figure the flock is safe now.
- The hunters are gone... - Reggie.
Please say yes.
- No! - No?
Couldn't you maybe think about it?
No, no, no, no! What is that?
- Oh, no... - (FIZZLING)
Hey!
JAKE: He's not as aerodynamic as I'd hoped.
(LAUGHS) Hey.
Wait.
You led them right to us, Jake!
- (ALL GASPING) - Me?
- (RUMBLING) - (GASPING)
(ALL CHATTERING, SCREAMING)
There you are.
Oh, no.
Come on boys. We're gonna have a feast.
(ALL SHOUTING)
This is all your fault!
(GULPS)
- Jake! - I knew he was a coward.
Stop!
Everyone, quickly! Initiate the evacuation plan!
(ALL SHOUTING)
- Go, go, go! - Oh, Justy.
(JUSTY MUTTERING)
I'm sorry, Jenny. We failed. We led them right to you.
That doesn't matter right now. Come on!
- Quickly, this way! - (JUSTY MUTTERS)
- (GASPS) - MAN: Come here, my little friend!
- Come on, grab them all! - (CHOKES)
- (PANTING) - (MAN MUTTERS)
Hey, friend.
Ah! Gotcha!
MAN: Down the line then, down the line!
MAN 2: Got two more!
- I gotcha, brother! - No, no! (SCREAMS)
Come on everybody.
Oh! Back this way!
- Oh! - (PANTING)
- (WHISTLES) - Go get them, boys!
(BARKING)
Ah!
Where do we go?
If you won't come out...
...we'll burn you out!
To the tide pools! It's our only way out now!
(BARKING, SNARLING)
(GASPS) Reggie, the nursery! We have to go back!
(DOGS BARKING)
Come on!
(STRAINING)
- Get down to the pools! - Whoa!
Quickly! Come on, hurry up!
(YELLING)
(SNARLING)
(COUGHING) Jenny! Jenny!
No!
- I'll find another way! - But there is no other way!
Jake!
(CHIRPING)
Come on, let's go!
(GASPS)
(SNARLING)
(BARKING)
Don't be scared, Furley. Órale!
- Gather everyone onto the beach. - Yes, Father.
JENNY: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
This way, run, run!
- (CRASHING) - (GROANING)
- Go! Hurry! - (BARKING)
Get the eggs to safety!
Dad!
- Go! Join the others! - Not without you!
Jenny...
Daddy!
I'll always be with you.
(GASPING, COUGHING)
(DISTANT SHOUTING)
MAN: Got dinner! We got dinner!
(QUIET SNIFFLING, SOBBING)
This half shell was my father's.
Whichever of his children has the other half, will be Chief.
What?
(ALL GASP)
What?
(ALL GASPING)
Father chose wisely.
My father loved this flock.
And he will always be a part of it.
He gave his life to give us ours.
So, we will honor him.
But right now, we need to do what we must to survive.
This is all my fault.
They have taken our home. They've taken our family.
We have only one choice now.
We will fight!
We will stand and fight! This is our home!
No more hiding! We will attack the fort,
free our family and make our flock whole once again!
Who's with me!?
- We fight! - We fight!
We fight, brother!
(ALL CLAMORING, CHANTING)
S. T.E. V. E: Good morning, Reggie.
Why the long face? That is a punch line from a joke.
- Just take me home. - Reggie, wait!
The flock is in trouble.
Yup! And you know why? Because of us!
We didn't save anyone. We made everything worse!
But Reggie, The Great Turkey told me...
There is no Great Turkey!
There is no mission. You made it all up in your head.
It's all a lie.
Now, I'm leaving, all right, before we mess things up even more!
And if you're smart you'll come with me.
I can't give up.
Yeah, if you're smart.
- Look who I'm talking to. - (WHIRRING)
Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! Turkey!
(GASPS) I wanna fly the spaceship.
Hey, guess who's back? Bet you were wondering where I...
I'm tired now.
...was. (SIGHS)
- See you later, S.T.E.V. E... - Goodbye, Reggie.
Hey!
- (SCREAMS) - Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Wait!
(GRUNTS)
Snap out of it Reggie, we don't have time for this!
- Ah! - Hey!
I'm breaking like a hundred time travel rules,
and this might destroy the universe, but I don't have a choice.
I've come back from the future to tell you something really important.
- What is it? - You're an idiot.
Whoa! That's a little harsh. I may not be a genius but...
Everything you want is back in 1621.
Jenny, Jake, a whole flock of friends.
Yeah, a flock that I totally messed up!
They're better off without me.
- No! - (BOTH SCREAM)
I've come from even farther in the future
to tell you that Jenny and the flock are gonna attack the fort!
- They don't stand a chance! - BOTH: Oh, no.
- What do we do?! - We need a plan.
Exactly!
Whoa!
The Sacred Time Knob.
- The Sacred Time Knob! - The Sacred Time Knob!
- Wait! - Yeah?
- You know what this means? - What does it mean?
(LAUGHS) It's so simple. It means...
I need to go find The Great Turkey.
I bet he's behind the door that this opens!
S. T.E. V. E: Oh, come on!
You are The Great Turkey.
- I'm The Great Turkey? - You're The Great Turkey!
Which means Jake was telling the truth the whole time!
Wow, I really am an idiot!
I hate to say I told you so.
Wait, if I am idiot then you're an idiot.
No, no, guys, guys, guys, technically, we're all idiots.
- But we're also all... - ALL: The Great Turkey!
My mind is being literally blown right now!
- Mine, too! - (ALL SCREAM)
I came back to make sure we stop
and appreciate just how awesome this is.
That's awesome.
- Awesome. - Awesome.
S. T.E. V. E: Yes, totally awesome.
Now, if you are done, you need to go back in time,
give young Jake his destiny and then save your friends.
Right, I got to get going!
(ALL HOWLING)
C'mon S.T.E.V.E., let's go.
JENNY: We take positions here and here.
Their guns are destroyed, so we've got a fighting chance. If we...
- MALE TURKEY: He's back. - (TURKEYS MURMURING)
You!
(CHICKS CHIRPING)
Where's Reggie?
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
Whoa!
Huh?
Listen to me, young Jake!
Oh, what? Who are you?
I am The Great Turkey!
The greatest of all turkeys!
And I've come here to give you a mission!
Not to save ten turkeys, or even a hundred,
but all of them!
All of them?
First you must go to Camp David and find the pardoned turkey.
The awesome pardoned turkey!
The awesome pardoned turkey?
Well, he's not always awesome...
...but he gets awesomer as it goes along.
And you will need this for your journey.
Whoa! What is it?
It is the sacred time knob! It is very powerful!
Whoa!
It will protect you and keep you safe from harm!
But the most important thing for you to remember
is that you must never give up, ever!
No matter what stands in your way!
(ECHOING) No matter what stands in your way!
No matter what stands in your way!
(DRUMS BEATING)
(CHANTING) Hooh! Ha-hah!
Hooh! Ha-hah!
(LAUGHING)
(LOUD BEATING)
Now!
Yeah! Órale! Yah-ha!
(GRUNTING) Oh!
Mm. Those are some angry birds.
- Charge! - For the flock!
(ALL YELLING)
- (YELLING) - Ha-ha!
- Get the cannons! - Cannons? For turkeys, sir?
Get the cannons and form a line!
Ready...
- Oh, no! - Oh!
Fire!
- (CHUCKLES) - (WHIRRING)
Huh?
(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
(GROWLING, GRUNTING)
(LAUGHS)
Uh! Uh!
(YELLING)
Whoa!
(GASPS)
The Great Turkey.
Hey everybody, welcome!
A giant egg. Looks delicious...
S. T.E. V. E: Conservatively dressed human beings!
I'd like to introduce The Great Turkey!
It wasn't The Great Turkey. It was always Reggie.
My best friend.
S. T.E. V. E: He brings blessings to all of you. Honor him.
(GASPING)
What is it?
A sign from the Grandfathers!
A most delicious sign!
We should really do this more often.
- (WHISTLES) - (ALL SHOUTING)
(CHEERING)
Wow, this is way outside my free delivery zone.
S. T.E. V. E: You should try the breadsticks too. They're delicious.
- (MUTTERS) - (HUMS)
- (LAUGHS) - Yeah!
You did it, Reggie. You saved us all.
Actually, I did! Yeah!
And I saved you. So technically, I saved everyone.
So hooray for me!
(CHEWING LOUDLY)
Isn't this wonderful, Justy?
Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
- Hm! - Hm!
(GRUNTING)
- That's mine! - That's my slice!
(SLOW-MOTION YELLING)
Ow!
- (GRUNTS) - (LAUGHS)
- Shut up, Fatty. Oh, hey, Jarold. - Oh, hey, Mrs...
Mr. Anchovy, you have soiled our pizza with your small, dried fish.
Mm... Tastes like dirty sock.
Still, better than my wife's cooking. Am I right?
(ALL LAUGH)
- Hey guys, check it out. - Dude, please.
(YELLS)
- Whoa! - (DOG YELPS)
Thank you, Great Turkey.
Look, everyone, I'm giving this turkey thanks.
(CHUCKLES)
Wait a minute, I just invented a word! Ha-ha!
It's a thanks-giving! You like that?
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
(ALL CHEERING)
REGGIE: Now, that I wasn't on the menu,
I could see the holidays for what they were.
A time to share.
A time to come together.
To be with the ones we care about and who care about us.
I thought I wanted to be alone. El Solo Lobo.
Which I later found out was actually El Lobo Solitario.
Turned out I just needed to find where I belonged.
Are you sure you won't stay here with the flock?
I'm a turkey of action, Reggie.
Well, then, I guess this is goodbye.
No, Reggie, goodbyes are just hellos
carried across the wind till our paths
intersect once again.
That's beautiful... and confusing.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Wild, undomesticated turkeys of the past...
...I'll never forget you.
(ALL SHOUTING)
S. T.E. V. E: Where would you like to go, Jake?
Wherever we are needed, S.T.E.V. E... Wherever we are needed.
So, is this turkey paradise?
- Oh! - (KISSING)
(SIGHS) Wow, you're moving pretty fast for a Pisces.
Whatever that is.
(BLOWS NOSE)
(BOTH LAUGH)
S. T.E. V. E: Oh, my.
(# SOCIAL DISTORTION: "UP AROUND THE BEND")
- (WHIRRING, BOOM) - Whoa!
Jake, what happened? You were only gone like a second!
I've actually been gone for years.
Have you heard about the turducken?!
Napisy BY: derp127 :)
("UP AROUND THE BEND" CONTINUES)